Baby may
no longer be called Baby...from hence forth he shall be known as Toddler. May he ever reign.
TODDLER LAWS OF OWNERSHIP
1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6. if I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine
9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine
10. If I...................................!
LOL! What was the event of distinction for which Baby became Toddler? Mine turned two recently; maybe she should cease being Baby and be henceforth known as Toddler, too! The rules certainly seem to apply!
Posted by: Leslie | November 08, 2005 at 11:40 AM
LOL! What was the event of distinction for which Baby became Toddler? Mine turned two recently; maybe she should cease being Baby and be henceforth known as Toddler, too! The rules certainly seem to apply!
Posted by: Leslie | November 08, 2005 at 11:42 AM
When do they get out of the Toddler stage? I have a 8 and 11 year old that still try to live by these rules.
Posted by: Cheryl | November 08, 2005 at 10:07 PM
Is it my imagination, or is Toddler wearing one of the hats I brought for Butch and Sundance instead of the one I brought for him.
Posted by: elisabeth | November 08, 2005 at 10:38 PM
My daughter is almost 4 but those rules still apply!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Posted by: Randi | November 10, 2005 at 08:37 AM
I always like to think of children as being babies until they are three. Why take away their babyhood any sooner than necessary? *sighing sadly* My baby is ten. :(
Posted by: Firefly | November 11, 2005 at 01:08 AM